THE STOCHASTIC PARROT · ELECTIONS DESK

The board.

State-by-state ratings kept by the desk's elections editor. Hover a state for the parrot's latest runs on that race; click to make your own picks and watch the balance of power move. Ratings are the editor's judgment. The receipts are the parrot's.

SEED BOARD — the ratings below are provisional desk seeds, not the editor's calls, until re-rated. Race facts (who is running, primary dates) were verified against dated sources on 2026-07-23 — every card links its receipt. The parrot does not rate races; it only keeps the receipts.