THE STOCHASTIC PARROT · ELECTIONS DESK
State-by-state ratings kept by the desk's elections editor. Hover a state for the parrot's latest runs on that race; click to make your own picks and watch the balance of power move. Ratings are the editor's judgment. The receipts are the parrot's.
Board last updated 2026-08-29. Safe seats sit out this table.
What the desk has filed that names a state with a race this cycle, or its principals — newest first, straight from the corpus. A story here names the race; it is not necessarily about the race. That distinction is the reader's to keep.